A malay friend: excuse me.. im trying to find.. a.. a… wet rice? do u have a wet rice?
Shop assistant: wet rice ? what do u mean?
A malay friend: u knowww.. the rice.. it is wet.. like sticky sticky a bit..
Shop assistant: what ?? i dont know any wet rice..
A malay friend: adoii… dia ni tak paham plak.. err.. wet rice.. like sticky sticky when u eat it..
Shop assistant: tak faham?? memang saya tak paham awak cakap apa la. saya mau teka, awak cari pulut ka abang?
A malay friend: haaaa.. pulut laaaa.. laaaaa… awak boleh cakap melayu ker?
Shop assistant: saya org malaysia.. keja sini part time laa… itu bukan panggil wet rice la kawan.. itu pulut you cakap glutinous rice la.. hahahahaha
A malay friend: hahahahaha.. siot.. mana saya tau.. jangan la gelak.. hahahahahaha
Kawan2 yg kat belakang: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA… bongokkkk~!!! kau buat lawak ke ape bai.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
